Selasa, 29 April 2014

My Doll

My Doll

 I have a doll. It is a monkey doll. I gave him the name Kunyuk. He always wears a hat, because it is the permanent hat, it cannot be separated. It has two black eyebrows, two eyes, two ears, a nose without holes, and lips that are always smiling. Kunyuk has two hands and four fingers on each hand. Those hands are always hugging banana. In the banana there is words "sweet heart". Kunyuk has two legs and five fingers on each leg. Kunyuk also has the long tail. Kunyuk fur mostly green. But the face, ears, palms, soles of the feet, and banana are yellow. And in the belly is white. Kunyuk does not like to photo. If Kunyuk has photo, kunyuk always showed sullen expression, as if he was very anger.
I am very love Kunyuk. If the long holiday, I bring Kunyuk to my hometown. I cannot spend my time too long without Kunyuk. Kunyuk is a friend to play when I am lonely. Kunyuk is a place to share my stories (curhat). I often talk to Kunyuk. Although I know Kunyuk will never respond to all my words. Kunyuk make me like crazy girl, right? Kunyuk has eyes but cannot see. Kunyuk has ears but cannot hear. Kunyuk has a mouth but cannot talk. Kunyuk has a nose but cannot smell anything. Kunyuk have the body but cannot move. It does not matter. Even so, Kunyuk still be my best friend. I love Kunyuk.





Selasa, 22 April 2014

Polar Bear

Polar Bear
The polar bear is an animal that resembles a clean white cotton wadding that huge. His form is very cute and adorable, making people want to have it or just hug it. The polar bear is one of the world's biggest carnivores. It eats seals, sea lions, fish, and birds. The population of these animals scattered throughout the Polar Regions, Alaska, Canada, Russia and Norway. However, the scientists predict, 2/3 of the polar bear populations around the world will be extinct by 2050. The biggest threat is not a polar bear hunt but global climate change. Hudson Bay in Canada is one of the world's polar bear habitats in the most threatened.

Do you know? The weight male polar bear is equal to 10x the weight of an adult human, which is about 800 kg. While the weight of a female polar bear only half the weight of male bear. And high adult polar bear about 2.5 meters. Polar bear have a 10 cm thick fat under the skin. This makes polar bear can survive in extremely cold temperatures. Polar bears are great swimmers. Although it does not have fins like fish, polar bears are capable of swimming as far as 60 miles without stopping. Polar bears swim using front legs, and hind legs act as a rudder. Nostril will close and the eyes will remain open while swimming in the water. Polar bear fur and the body will not get wet. This is because the polar bear has a lot of oil glands in all parts of the skin. Polar bear sense of smell is very sharp. He can smell carcasses of fish as far as 20 miles. He is also able to detect the seal hiding under the thick ice of 1.5 meters. Polar bears will be holding his nose while hunting. It is intended that the perfect disguise. Because only part of the nose is black, while the rest of her color is white. The actual color of a polar bear is not white, but the polar bears fur transparent because it does not have a color pigment. Polar bear fur will be very white and clean during the summer. This is because every summer before the fall polar bear fur and feathers replaced new, white and clean.

narrative text

Raden Kamandaka
Once upon a time, there was a kingdom in West Java called Pajajaran. In the kingdom there was a king named King Siliwangi. King Siliwangi has two wife and five children. One son was Banyak Cotro. At the time of King Siliwangi will step down, he ordered his son to replace them Banyak Cotro. However Banyak Cotro refused on the grounds unmarried. Banyak Cotro therefore requested permission to leave the palace to look for the woman that he craved.
Banyak Cotro started going to Mount Tangkuban Perahu to meet pastor named Ki Ajar Winarong. Banyak Cotro asked the pastor to find a woman his craving. The pastor agreed, but with some conditions. The conditions was Banyak Cotro to be dressed like ordinary people and changed his name to Raden Kamandaka .
After Raden Kamandaka walk for days from Tangkuban Perahu to the East, then came to the territory of the Pasir Luhur. There he found the woman he sought the Dewi Ciptoroso, son of Adipati Kanandoho. They loved each other. But their relationship was not approved. Adipati Kanandoho then sent soldiers to arrest Raden Kamandaka.
Because of the miracle, Raden Kamandaka managed to escape from the soldiers. He plunged into the river with the current until reach the Panagih village. In this village, Raden Kamandaka became a fan of roaster fighting. Each follows the roaster fighting, he always wins. He became very famous, until the news came to the kingdom of Pasir Luhur. Heard this, Adipatih Kandadoho become angry and furious. He ordered his soldiers to catch died or alive Raden Kamandaka .
At that moment, there came a man named Silihwarni who want to serve in the Kingdom of Pasir Luhur. Actually he was the younger brother of Raden Kamandaka, Banyak Ngampar. He assigned his brother to look for one that has not come home.
After that, Silihwarni and the soldiers and their dog went looking Raden Kamandaka to Karang area. This was where the fight occurred between Silihwarni and Raden Kamandaka. Silihwarni managed to stab waist Raden Kamandaka using Kujang pamungkas dagger. However, because of the magic, Raden Kamandaka could escape again.
The place he could escape named the village Brobosan, which means "out of danger." After that, he ran again toward the Bancaran village. He kept running, until he found the royal dogs of Pasir Luhur. That village called Karang  Anjing village. Raden Kamandaka kept running to the east, until he found a dead end. The place was called Buntu village. In the end he stopped at a cave.
Silihwarni and the soldiers managed to find a hiding place Raden Kamandaka. Silihwarni challenging Raden Kamandaka to fight. Raden Kamandaka accepted the challenge, "I'm not afraid to fight with you. Actually, I was Banyak Cotro, king Siliwangi son. I was a true warrior of Pajajaran ." Hearing the confession, Silihwarni also admitted that he is Banyak Ngampar, Banyak Cotro brother. After that, they hugged and apologized. And the cave in the cave called Jatijajar. True knight of Padjadjaran . Kesatria seJATI dari paJAJARan.
After the incident, Silihwarni back to Pasir Luhur kingdom. While Raden Kamandaka remained in the cave to meditate. He was looking for clues in order to stay in the kingdom and marry Dewi Ciptoroso.
After spending a long time to be imprisoned, Raden Kamandaka finally got a clue. He had settled in the Supreme Batur forest, in the southwest of Baturaden. He also had to masquerade as a monkey.
One day, when Adipatih was hunting in the forest, he found a very large and tame monkey. He was very happy, and then brought it home to the kingdom of Pasir Luhur.
After arriving in the kingdom, the daughter fought to maintain these monkey. Over in the kingdom, this monkey will not be fed unless food provision Dewi Ciptoroso. Finally Dewi Ciptoroso who maintain these monkey.
At night, this monkey turned into Raden Kamandaka and in the afternoon turned into monkey again. And just Dewi Ciptoroso who knows the secret. Dewi Ciptoroso was very happy.
One day, Prince of Nusa Kambangan, King Pule Bahas propose marriage to Dewi Ciptoroso. At the time of the meeting bride, King Pule Bahas always disturbed by monkey. He was very angry. Finally, he fights with this monkey. Because of his power, the monkey managed to win the battle with strangling King Pule Bahas.
After King Pule Bahas died, this monkey turned into Raden Kamandaka, complete with clothing Pajajaran kingdom. At that time, he finally admitted that he was actually Banyak Cotro, the son of King Siliwangi. Knowing this, Adipatih Pasir Luhur accepted Banyak Cotro as law. Dewi Ciptoroso very happy with her father’s decision.
However Raden Kamandaka could not replace his father, because he had been defects with a Kujang Pamungkas dagger. Finally, who succeeded his father was Banyak Ngampar. Raden Kamandaka could only be king of Pasir Luhur.

FIN

spoof

Yesterday I was sick. I felt very miserable. I'm holding the head, I felt pain. I hold back, I felt pain. I hold the knee, I also felt the pain. Finally I went to the doctor for check. The doctor said that head, back, and my knee were okay. After checked, my fingers intruding thorn.

Rabu, 02 April 2014

Spoof Text

PARACHUTE

At a war equipment store, there was a man who wanted to buy something. But that man confused about what to buy. The seller offers a sophisticated laser gun, but the man refused. In the end, he knows what he's looking for. He asked the seller if there is a parachute in this store. Without further platitude, the seller drove the man to the place-parachute he was looking for. After that, the seller and the man entered the helicopter to try parachute. The helicopter drove by a pilot. After the helicopter was in the air, and the man in the doorway, would plunge, the man asked the salesman, "If the parachute is really safe?" The salesman replied, "Of course. If you die, I will refund your money."